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Minecraft movie review: A bad movie was worsened by Jack Black

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About an hour and a half in Nowy WB Film, now in theaters I noticed that I was really bored. The film took place in front of me on the massive screen. I saw Jacek Black and other dancing at CG Worlds, but when he left the screen and entered my eyeballs, he slipped from my brain. I needed to force myself to soak up and understand what was happening. Fortunately, not much is going on to me on this bad film.

There is (type) of live adaptation. But find out how to adapt a video game and not using a real story or character to a 100-minute movie? The answer is that lazily to make Minecraft a distinct world to which real people travel, after which eventually leave. Really, a feature of each bad video videos is that it could actually be summarized with “Yes, this is a movie from the 80s with Dennis Hopper”.

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But hey, I can endure a lazy configuration if the remaining of the movie wins me. And at the start the things looked good. The first 20 minutes of this film incorporates really great jokes that made me laugh and the remaining of the theater. We meet some heroes, corresponding to young, awkward Henry and his older sister Natalie, who became her mother’s figure after the death of an actual mother. They each go to a small town in Idaho, since it was a dying wish for his or her mother. Thanks, mom! As it happens, we’re introduced Jason Momoa Video Video game Who owns a game store and is a large loser.

Danielle Brooks can also be there as Dawn, a personality who spends a lot of the film, doing nothing, saying little and is wasted. After a funny introduction to the heroes, including surprisingly horny and really funny character with the side figure of Jenifer Coolidge, Marlene, our 4 principal characters are detained on this planet, and the film falls because Steve becomes a part of history.

Can one actor save a movie? Maybe. Can one actor destroy the movie? Yes. And that is what Jack Black does. I’m undecided Jack Black is doing on this movie. I don’t mean why he was planted – he’s a funny, popular guy with solid achievements – but I mean what his idea of ​​his performance is? To be honest, Steve is nothing in the sport, however the name of her default skin. So he, writers and director, principally needed to create Steve’s personality from scratch. However, everyone decided to make Steve one of the vital annoying characters ever appeared within the film.

Jack Black is exhausted to 12 on a regular basis on this movie. Every moment is black on the screen, screams, screams, dances, makes strange voices or uses slang. Sometimes he does all of it at the identical time. It doesn’t work, and after about 20 minutes from its a part of the film children in my theater stopped laughing at his behavior. His performance is as if someone was making impersonation under Jacek Black based on YouTube compilation along with his “most crazy moments”. It’s not only annoying and tiring; It’s not fun either. It also makes it difficult to mix with Steve, who’s certainly one of the principal characters of this film and certainly one of the few with an actual arch of the characters.

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I almost left the movie early, when in some unspecified time in the future Jack Black, preparing his newly discovered friends for the battle, says: “We must mine. We have to create.” Fuck. I only have so many hours in my life and I do not need them wasted.

As for what is definitely happening, it has essentially the most basic story with a bad person and not using a personality or interesting quirks who desires to destroy every part. But to do that, they need shiny macguffin and guess what? Our fearless heroes need the identical macguffin to go home. The solution to this conflict covers the hour of running and walks across the worlds of CG, which look in case you installed an unsightly, realistic texture package. Sometimes there are fights or talks between the characters, however the film doesn’t stay in a single part long enough so you could care or develop to every part.

Technically, CG on this film is impressive. Real characters are perfectly integrated with the digital world. And when the character leaves the world of video games and enters the true world, he’s easily included within the set of motion live. Good things. It is a pity that each one projects are hideous and don’t match the true sound effects of the sport, which feel like filmmakers try to remind you that yes, it continues to be. Promise.

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The best part of this film is Podplot with the participation of Vice President Coolidge, who is newly divorced and falls in love with one of the villagers who leaves his world and enters our own. Every time the film is cut off to show us more of this story, I was disappointed that instead I didn’t watch the movie about them. He is also strongly suggested that a peasant is fucking. Enjoy the movie, children! (And enjoy this amazing voice camera at the end. Seriously, I was stunned. I won’t spoil him here. But it’s perfect.)

Now I know that some will say that I am too harsh. After all, it’s a movie for children. So what? I saw many good films for children. He is one of the best DC films ever made. It’s really funny, he has strong moments of the character, a good story and does not lazily throw the character to the real world lazily.

It’s just not very good. Will children like it? Sure, but generally children are not the most demanding audience and this is fine. I am not saying that children cannot enjoy this film. I just say that this is a bad movie, if you are an adult looking for something funny, which does not contain the worst performance of Jacek Black, who has ever been involved in celluloid. I recommend watching people and playing with buddies instead of watching this nonsense.

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Kotaku’s Weekend Guide: Four beautiful games to which we will gladly come back

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Play at: PS5, Xbox Series X/S, Windows computers (YMMV steam deck)
Current goal: Can end the story? (If I’m ready to say goodbye?)

Another weekend, the following few days I will play.

She was particularly unexpected from all pleasures and surprises: it makes me sociable! When I am going out into the world and talk to people about games, he remains to be approaching. It seems that from my little attempt, and in order that this game is a satisfying nostalgia for us 30-sum, which grew up playing a ton from the age of the 90s and other jRPGs.

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In our last couple With entries I said concerning the weekend guide that although I could enjoy other features, I used to be not yet completely sold in the sport history. Well, people have modified. She has a implausible plot and a premise, but her characters really moved me. It is a crew of complex 30-year-old (well, a 32-year-old and, more precisely the 16-year-old), wondering how they need to react to the crisis. Yes, it’s quite related now.

Like in a very good classic classic, these characters clearly need to undergo the unexplained journey in which they’re positioned. In this story, it also provides me with some metaphors recessed in the top, consisting in others and living in fear of power that circulates over you.

Such things, that is why I’m a life lover And (he also has these elements, but I didn’t spend enough time with it). So should you are searching for something to play and also you ignored my recommendations for the last two weeks, perhaps the third time is a charm!

Seriously. This is probably the most nice experiences in which I played the sport at the least within the last 10 years. – Claire Jackson

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Guide for beginners after Maelle at Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

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Usually in RPG, whenever you think “absolute ass beating swordwielder” in a video game, you imagine how Cecil with Auron Z, and even someone like Hulkenberg. What you normally don’t think is a tiny orphan that wins Mia Goth Soundalice Competition.

Read more: Has a compilation, so you’ll be able to make over 3 billion damage with it, but not for long

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But don’t twist it when Rapier comes out, every thing that shouldn’t be a part of the trip Exceed their life expectancy. Maelle is a dissatisfied Five tool player and we are going to show you how you can start starting shit when it’s in your party.

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Screenshot, like a maelle character screen.

Screenshot: Sandfall Interactive / Justin Clark / Kotaku

Maelle’s weapon is a fence rap; And you best consider that he knows how you can use it. Actually, whether it’s best to, because just about all its additional movements are essentially fence strategies hidden for changes in statistics. With just a number of exceptions to the late game and a number of unboundly fire skills The overwhelming majority of its ability to acquire skills involves causing severe physical injuries or using devilish shit for enemies to cause serious physical injuries. Even if she doesn’t cause damage, she has the power to make another person to success.

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“Oh, ho ho”, you’ll be able to say, “but all these 1-3 hits and skills of fire. He still has his job, dealing with shields.” Au fucking contraire, monks, She has a skill called Breaking Rules, which shouldn’t be even terribly removed from her skills in her tree, which accurately annul the shields, irrespective of what number of enemy struck. Do that one Nevron with floating balls, and shooting them puts six shields on everyone on the pitch? Lights work. The game should literally provide you with a prompt that asks: “Do you really want to make the greatest mistake of your stupid life” if you happen to ever attempt to remove Maelle out of your party?

Special mechanic: attitude

Maelle is preparing to hit his enemies in the virtuoso attitude.

Screenshot: Sandfall Interactive / Claire Jackson / Kotaku

But of course there is a real reason why you are here, i.e. invent how to effectively use the posture system. The key word is “effective” because it is extremely easy to catch there in offensive mode, wondering why Maelle just started tightening the leaf hitting the face in a rigid wind.

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To be honest, the game explains its mechanics too quickly, so let’s get the bass again. Each maelle ability introduces it to one of four attitudes, each with its own benefits/disadvantages:

  • Printableness: Where you start in every battle. No effects.
  • Defensive attitude: Take less damage; Get 1 additional AP on each successful Dodge or Parry.
  • Offensive attitude: Ask 50% more damage, but also use 50% more damage.
  • Virtuous attitude: Ask 200% of damage.

Now, while the Maelle skill set can absolutely kill the field of enemies, you still have to think about it in the fence. Excessive extension can stab you, and at the same time being a turtle in a continuous defense does not do the trick. Meanwhile, The game actually encourages you to move further, giving you an additional AP every time. So thinking about what to put it in to provide you with the slightest sensitivity, and at the same time was as effective as it must be, is his trick, but there is great flexibility.

Of course, the dream is to get in virtuoso mode, in which Maelle becomes death, the destroyer of the worlds. But even then you get only two turns to cause the most damage from it, and your team may have different needs, as in the case of one of her skills that Shell provides, or if we say, they are all dead and you must use Phoenix Flame to make them all.

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For most of the game, the only spontaneous damage to which Maelle will have access is all based on fire. You get void injuries. You wonder how it is played alone. And even then the fire is enough, especially The easiest way to introduce Maelle into the virtuoso mode is most of the time to burn the enemy and hit him quickly. Yes, it means that take it off the skillboard as soon as possible; It will be a refuge for most of the first half of the game.

Read more: Guide for beginners after mastering Gustave

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So, of course, the maelle dish or her companions of the ability to fire to support her and take advantage of the constant burns will be a necessity. But even if you decide differently, Maelle has a lot of his own. He will start with Spark, who will complete the task, just know that you will have to quit a return to throw it, and will cost another to take a quick step. Fuck it, let someone else go on, at least until you receive a much more destructive skill of fire rain for her. Both are effective, although it is worth noting Spark will place Maelle in defense mode, the rain of fire ends with her in the offensive. Get ready for everything that will be next.

However, when it is virtuated, you must use the best you can, and at the beginning of the critical Burn Picto/Lumina (Critical Hit Chance increases by 25% on burning enemies) is a fairly easy place to start. It would be nice if one of your companions maybe Hit the sign Or defenseless to the victim, but the irony is that if the enemy is already burning, the first hit will remove the status. Watch out on the order of the game on the left side of the battle screen so that you can do it just in time, and Maelle will go as soon as the enemy has been touched.

Percee and Fleuret Fury are usually a death sentence for enemies, and because it will probably be the last thing that many smaller enemies see, Maelle can get a lot of use from dead energy energy (3 AP after killing the enemy). But if these two skills do not throw nevron out of misery, the Fury Fleureus will at least repeat virtuoso. The main problem is that the Fury Fleuret is expensive. Maintenance of Maelle with AP is crucial, but especially for A character like Lune Who is less useful in a fight, in which the elements are not so effective, it is worth having someone whom the main work is to maintain maelle juice if its Picos did not start to start.

However, after using it, the new task is to make sure that Maelle will be able to build a full AP belt again. And at the beginning it is not as easy as it seems. Picto, like an energizing pain (1 AP after damage), but this is an accurate defensive mode of the situation in which you can defend yourself well, making sure that it can hit and probably survive longer than her friends.

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The leader of these rules, and our little swordsman will be an absolute threat to everything that threatens the expedition.


Clair Obsurn: Expedition 33 is now available on PS5, Xbox Series X/S and Windows PC.

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Waiting at Battlefield 6 will no longer be with full disclosure this summer

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The concept shows the upcoming Battlefield game.

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We are actually almost 4 years from restless launch Making it the longest gap between latest entries within the history of a multiplayer franchise. But Electronic Arts guarantees that fans will not need to wonder what will occur next for the longer term much longer. It was published by March 2026, the publisher confirmed on Tuesday.

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“Looking to the future, we are sure of our ability to perform a deep pipeline – leading this summer with a very expected disclosure, a key step in providing our next generation Blockbuster Entertainment,” said CEO Andrew Wilson today in a press release. In addition to the upcoming business card, he confirmed that the sport would be available this financial yr, a window that has grow to be way more open because it was pushed back to May 2026.

Wilson earlier suggested that Juggernaut Rockstar Games was a think about the account from the starting window. “We think that the game will be great and ready at this time, but if we approached this time frame and believed that it will not be a great window for us, we are looking at how it could be an alternative window that would give us the right time, energy and player’s acquisition, so that all that must be necessary.

Is it possible that now we see that the game arrives earlier than expected and goes to the head with the next autumn? And will we see the next stick to the current point of 70 USD or jump on Microsoft’s fashion and aim $ 80 with some other editions this holiday season? These will be some of the questions that EA faces when he tries to restore her former glory after a series of errors in recent entries.

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So far the noise is positive. Players’ tests and ongoing leaks in the next are longtime fans, excited that the franchise can find its position again, and also return to their roots. It would be nice to have a back in a mixture for many players, even if the live service market is becoming more competitive than ever.

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